…and then Texas said, ‘you have no idea how low a state can go…’. I thought of using a caption for this one, like, Texas: The Poop Star State or ‘You’ve always thought that the shape of Texas looks like a toilet (maybe that’s just me),’ you know, stuff like that. But, I think that it’s best with no words. 
This is probably the grossest cartoon that I’ve done, but these are gross times. More to the point… shitty times.