how to kill a vampire after a wood work class

It is very important to me that all of the children that have been through my woodwork class have learnt valuable skills. I would like to think that if they were faced with a challenging situation like this that they would remember how to create a mortise and tenon joint so that they could put a cross piece on their wooden stakes. 

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