Parenting tip #4

Buy the kid some rubber galoshes that are at least three or four sizes too big. That way, should you need to read the name on a cereal box at the grocery store, he might still be in the same isle when you turn your eyes back. If his mobility is not reduced, you will at least have the advantage of echolocation.

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