While it may only have 3 items, and 66% of those items are a version of my face, I’ve now got an online shop. It’s really a one-stop-shop if you ask me. Not sure what else you’d need. Ever.
SERIES OF 6 MONSTER TRAIN POSTCARDS
Grab a set of 6 postcards of my new promo piece “Monster Train’. Great for that weird person who loves trains and monsters on postcards.
SUPER OFFICIAL 3″ BOOGER BRIGADE BADGE
Way better than whatever official club your friends are a part of. Show your expertise in nose exploration with the super official Booger Brigade badge. Buy now and get a two pick… er pack.
5 x 3.5″ COFFEEMAN STICKER
Prove your love and addiction to coffee with this handsome, screen-printed sticker. Impress women, men, zebras, homeless zebras and more! Buy now and get a 3-pack. That’s 3 more than you’ll ever need!
More crap on sale soon. Probably without my face.